It's been a hot minute since I've posted anything close to productive on here but it's all been because of a good cause. I'm writing! Yay!

Now, I know you may be wondering, "If you were indeed writing, M., then why not 'write' on your blog? Hmmm... Tell us!"

And to that, strangely belligerent person with good questions, I have to say this: although writing on a blog is still considered writing, it does not constitute the same kind of poetic prowess that yours truly has been spewing forth lately. And why waste such good words on a blog?

Now, you may be saying, "Your words? A waste? That's impossible."

And you'd be correct, my little readling. But you would also be incorrect as well. I have a finicky muse. Her name is Berta. She only likes to come around in the dead of night when I'm tired and/or hopped up on Benadryl. And she gets pissy if I write anything but fiction. And then I stay up all night writing.

Well, as you can imagine, having an attitude-y (have I mentioned cookie-stealing?) muse looking over my shoulder all night is not conducive to rest. So I end up sleeping all day. I prefer to write my blog posts during the mornings (all of which I have currently slept through, besides today). This is actually the first morning I've seen in many moons. Really! I'm lucky to get a glimpse at late afternoon these days, Berta's riding me so hard!

So now you understand, right? Right!

(This is where you nod, sedately, trying not to agitate the crazy lady who hasn't had her second cup of tea yet today. Good...good. Yep, like that. You got it.)

But, you will all be happy to know that I am going to be putting out a lot of material very soon. I know I keep saying that, but this time it's true. Do you believe me?

(Another nod here would be good.)

Great! You'll see. I'll even list what I have coming up in the next month or so, in good faith and all that mumbo jumbo...

Let's see, I finally finished the final draft of Reaper. So that'll be out soon. What else? Well, I have an all new Café Chronicles installation, titled Silver Bullet, debuting very soon. I'm almost done drafting it. Might even finish it today...during the day! *collective gasp* I know, I know...but it must be done. I will likely bring the wrath of the fairies down upon my head. (Have I mentioned Berta is a fairy?)

Anyway, I'll try to write every day to give you updates on my tremendous progress.

Later, readlings...